We're gonna go America all over their asses!

stay-so-lovely:

so today I was leaving Wal-Mart and the lady next to me was on the phone ordering pizza. They asked for her name and phone number, so I casually entered it into my contacts as she said it.

I just texted her saying “How was the pizza?”
she has no idea who I am.

(via ditto-the-zombie)

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